Keep feeding me pain. Shattering my heart more? Oh! I don't have any. Why bother??

Ked Flop just another dandy person.

Still a small voice who love to story-telling but massively change lately.
I no longer finding who's the freaking I am.
I'm Liza and sometimes I'm Ked, and I'm proud whoever I'm is.
P/s: I do not acknowledged any misunderstanding or miss-leading in any posts here. And I do not own any thought or brain. Use your brain wise, shut-up and listen/read more.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Petanda#3

Perhatian ibu bapa. Di sini adalah petanda-petanda anak di rumah dah cukup besar untuk jaga diri sendiri:

  1. Mula dapat bil atas nama mereka sendiri. [dah!]
  2. Mula dapat surat "Urusan Baginda Yg Dipertua Agong" [dah!]
  3. Mula dapat surat tawaran lanjut pelajaran buat kali ke-2. [kali ke-3 dah...]
  4. Mula dapat surat minta bayaran balik duit pinjaman pelajaran.[dah!]
  5. Mula isi borang keja.[dah!]
  6. Mula dapat saman speed-track.[dah!]
  7. Mula isi minyak kereta guna duit sendiri.[dah!]
  8. Mula pegi hospital dgn sendirinya.[dah!]
  9. Pandai pegi beli ikan kat nat sendiri.[dah!]
  10. Mula cakap pasal nak kawen.[tidak penah!!]

Jadi. sila bagi perhatian. Your baby no longer baby if they start having those.

TQ

El
\bye

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Rocking Job
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Hilux // Triton X
Learn to Cook
Learn to cook Malay, Italian cuisine
CBR 250cc
Kawasaki Ninja RZ
Go around a globe at 30
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