Keep feeding me pain. Shattering my heart more? Oh! I don't have any. Why bother??

Ked Flop just another dandy person.

Still a small voice who love to story-telling but massively change lately.
I no longer finding who's the freaking I am.
I'm Liza and sometimes I'm Ked, and I'm proud whoever I'm is.
P/s: I do not acknowledged any misunderstanding or miss-leading in any posts here. And I do not own any thought or brain. Use your brain wise, shut-up and listen/read more.
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Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Raya Post #1

Oh hai!

It's being awhile? Agaklah... haha talk about half-hearted person when doing something that not-that-important. It's me ;p

Jadi dah berapa hari beraya? 11 days? Jadi masih lagi dalam mood raya lah kita kan?  I do!! I do do do do do dodol~ Don't mind the sentence, I'm le merepeKing, remember? Haha

Jadi saya, Ked Flop bukan nama sebenarnya ingin menyusun sepuluh jadi dan 26 keypads, mengucapkan

SELAMAY HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI KEPADA MUSLIMIN MUSLIMAT, BLOGGERS, TWEETERIANS, FBookers and else.
MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN (Andai ada, mana tau dok touching lebih2 bila singgah bloh saya lah kan?)

Here we go: done wishing all Happy Eid Fitri now we'll go to the main dish.

Orang kata (orang kata okey, bukan gua yang kata), "you'll make the worst speech ever while mad" dan "You'll make an impossible promise when you're happy" tapi orang lupa nak kata nie (okeh, yang nie memang gua yang kata);

You'll simply accept an offer of happiness even it is not last when you're sad.

Sapa setuju? Kalau tak paham boleh google translate ;)

Nie hanya pendapat, gua bukanlah sorg yang demokrasi tapi sebenarnya pemerintah kuku besi.
I don't own your brain, oleh itu; saya bertanggungjawab ke atas apasaja post dalam nie tapi atas apa yang anda paham, itu tanggungjawab sendiri.

It's hard to say something out loud when we realized people would misunderstand everything. My wavelength of thought always far away than ordinary people I met. To share something is hard. To ask for opinion even harder.

So... that it, another insecurity reveal.

You don't even know that's insecurity?

That's why I say my wavelength of thought is different.

I can tell people's insecurity by their post, their words even their selca pictures.

So next time, careful.  People might know who you are or it is what you want? To people know you morw than people should know?

Apa gua merepek nie?

Okeh. Almost 11. Kena balik dulu.
To the next post I guess.


Kthanxbai
Ked Flop

*Merepek dari Kedai Makan Wani sebab gua sangat jemu dok rumah.
**So I figured, I should stay longer di pejabat so that I can just sleep at home. Tak jemu tapi letih. Oklah tu.

Monday, August 27, 2012

this is me.


Recently people ask me:

"Why you have to do things by your own when what you have to do is just order others to do the things for your behave?"

*smirk*
I may sound arrogant but this is me.
Why should I order others to do things for my behave when I can do it all by my own?
Does this question answer the question people ask?
I think so.

Yes.
I do sound arrogant.
But if I can do things alone, I'll do it on my way.
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Ked Flop
kthanxbai

Thursday, August 9, 2012

their's POV

POV is an acronym for Point Of View.

Their's POV start and for me; it is a judgemental POV[that's what I think]

1st:
"You are IMPOSSIBLE!", saying with their 'unbelievable-kinda-face' on my face.

2nd:
"She HARDLY praising someone, so if she said another girl pretty; she is pretty." they emphasize on the 'HARDLY' word on my face

3rd:
"You an AWFUL human being." saying with tears? Fake tears. pfft

So. 3 more words had been added to MY dictionary.
*smirk

Ked Flop
kthanxbai
*smirk-> a smile evoking insolence, scorn, or offensive smugness
          ->[in Malay] menyeringai: senyuman yang menunjukkan kesombongan,  
             mencemuh atau senyuman menyingung 

** I DON'T GIVE A GIVE A DAMN!

Monday, July 9, 2012

bangang ka bengap?

dan la semua org akan pikiaq gua nie mmg grumpy....

*sigh*

dah kalau yg menyebabkan gua bengang tu adalah 'sound check' dari bangunan depan kolej kediaman yg gua menetap tu pukui 3 setengah pagi? gua tak patut bengang? dah la skali bilik mmg betui2 mengadap ke situ.

*sigh*

dgn bunyi yg turun naik, mmg sah la tak boleh lelap mata.

*sigh*

n pipel said; i'm d grumpy one?

think again pipel. think.

tu tak tambah lg bunyi alarm kereta putih yg sgt nyaring + gua yg mmg tak cukup tiduq.

tak rasa bengang jugak?
baiknya hati hampa....
engine square dr bilik gua =_=

kecik besaq kecik besaq dah gua tgk tempat tu... dah la mmg selalu hingaq, tp kalau dah pukui 3 setengah pun dok bunyik lagi, mmg melampau lah...
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ked flop
kthanxbai
*kebengangan ini menyebabkan gua dah tak kesah dgn apa kesalahan yg tertaip dlm post nie
**dah pukui 4pg, tunggu subuh teruih la kita.



Monday, June 25, 2012

grumpy


Grumpy - pemarah yang suka marah setiap masa.

Akukah? Haha.

Oklah, untuk a few days back then, agak grumpy jugak tapi bukan sepanjang masa. Tu pun disebabkan hati tersangat sakit. Hati jadi tersangat sakit tu bila dah lebih limit ketegaran sabaq. Ditambah lagi dgn tak jumpa dgn Pn Mama buat seberapa lama, sedangkan member2 dan rakan2 lain dgn senang balik ke rumah. Merungut ka Ked? Adalah sikit.

Ok. I miss mom. I miss home. And obviously I miss Kent. Kent, mana hang pi tak balik2? :<

Grumpy.

Aci dak for someone like me; yg lay-back dan lepak habih tetiba nak grumpy?
Gua kira macam aci sbb mmg dah sampai limit depa cucuk gua.

Aci dak? Kalau rakan2 gua yang selalu grumpy pun ikut grumpy bila gua grumpy sedangkan bila depa grumpy gua sikit punya lepak ja layan ke-grumpy-an depa?
Gua tak tau nak jawap apa. Tapi gua tetap rasa tak patut.

Apa yg gua buat nak bagi ke-grumpy-an kurang, sedangkan gua tak boleh nak tgk langsung muka sesetengah org tu, maka gua pun terbitkan dalam bentu bertulis dalam fb dan twitter. Tu pun tak membantu. Langsung dak. Last2 sekali, gua pi berkayak and cherish myself dgn McD Foldover. Alone. Because sometimes, rakan2 la yg menyebabkan ke-grumpy-an tu terjadi.

I just want someone ask me this; "Are you ok?"
That's all I want. Demand pulak hang nie Ked.

This is the moment when I need to go back and eat mom's cook.
Waaa~~~ I miss Pn Mama sgt sgt sgt sgt :'<


Ked Flop
kthanxbai
*Grumpykah? haha nampak macam ganas, sekali bila gua betui grumpy, semua org pun takut.
**Maaflah~ Serius gua tak maksud nak tempiaskan ke-grumpy-an tersebut pada org yg tak sepatutnya.
***kadang2 org yg lay-back, lepak habih mcm kami2 nie jugak, kalau selalu kena cucuk pun akan melatah jugak. Semua org pun ada limit. Minta tolong hormat. TQ

Friday, May 11, 2012

Saya bukan sapa-sapa.


Indeed.

Sorry that I not behave like I should be, I am nobody.

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Ked Flop
kthanxbai
*Tersilap letak kedudukan sebagai kakak bila mereka langsung tidak menganggap kita begitu.
** Never mind.


Friday, April 27, 2012

yang itu...


Yang bulat tu tak mai bergolek,
Yang pipih tu tak mai melayang,
Yang dok cakap saja, kut-kut sat lagi nak kena sepak,
Apa tak dapat, gigi ghelai.


Ked Flop
kthanxbai
*test peribahasa tengok :)
**hati-hati dgn apa yg anda cuba katakan, sekali 2 boleh tahan, kalau dok cucuk tu saja, mmgcari pasai ghelai(luruh) gigi.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Pathetic.


Baru lepas bercakap dgn seseorg. Lawak pun ada. Nak melatah pun ada. Tetiba terpaksa berpura-pula menjadi lelaki.

"Jadikah?"

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Sarcastic#1

Salam.
"Kalau dah makan nasi lemak, takkan nak rasa ais-krem kut?"


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Sarcastic khas untuk pengunaan ayat sinis2 yg diubah dari ayat2 percakapan sehari-sehari kita. Sebagai contoh sarcastic di atas ^^^ Digubah dari ayat, "Siapa makan cili, dia yg terasa pedas" lebih kurang la.

Jadi, kalau dah makan dah makan nasi lemak mesti pedaskan? 
Takkan nak rasa manis dan sejuk macam ais-krem? 

Pikir2kan dan ambik iktibar. Sapa yg tak makan pedas2, makanlah nasi lemak tanpa sambal(Nasi lemak apa tu? oO, )

Uih? Menda hang cakap pasai nasi lemak bulan2 posa nie El?

Saja. Tetiba keinginan terhadap nasi lemak melompat riang dalam kepala otak aku.

thxkbai

El
\bye

#Extra:
Tgh layan Muse. Aku tak tau plak Muse ada nyanyi balik lagu 'Can't Take My Eyes Off You".
Menarik.


Bucket List

Rocking Job
1st Car
Hilux // Triton X
Learn to Cook
Learn to cook Malay, Italian cuisine
CBR 250cc
Kawasaki Ninja RZ
Go around a globe at 30
Settle down?

North-pole to South-pole