Keep feeding me pain. Shattering my heart more? Oh! I don't have any. Why bother??

Ked Flop just another dandy person.

Still a small voice who love to story-telling but massively change lately.
I no longer finding who's the freaking I am.
I'm Liza and sometimes I'm Ked, and I'm proud whoever I'm is.
P/s: I do not acknowledged any misunderstanding or miss-leading in any posts here. And I do not own any thought or brain. Use your brain wise, shut-up and listen/read more.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Perverted

Created Scenario.
This post is rated as PG13 because I don't think kids that age would understand the message behind this scenario. So keep out from their reading.

Senario ini tiada kaitan dengan yang hidup tapi segan nak nak mampus @ yang sudah pun meninggalkan diri mereka.

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Sunny. What a lovely day (Not like in Kulim, so freaking HOT like really sweaty hot). Daus memerhati 3 ekor ayam kampung yang sejak tadi dok kuis tanah kat lopak pasir tempat kumbahan kucing. Erk. Jgn over think Daus. Tu food chain, remember? Yang hang blajaq masa Darjah 5, 14 tahun dulu tu? Hurm. Aku ingat lagi.... *flash back masa Darjah 5: kelas Sains dalam makmal Sains. Cikgu tulis nota kat papan hitam...*

"Hang brangan apa D?" Spontan terpadam gambaran kabur muka cikgu Sains yang tengah tulis nota food chain masa tu. Mata Daus terkaleh pada jug yang dibawa Vee. Milo ais? Lantas senyum dia dengan rela hati melebar.

[ KED: Apa punya ayat tu,Liza??
Liza: Bahasa Melayu tinggi versi aku.
KED: Erk.
Liza: Tak yah dok buat self conscious lah. Nie post aku. Nyah hang dari sini *sambil flicking KED away from this post. ]

Daus mencapai gelas yang berisi milo ais yang kelihatan pekat dan menyegarkan tu. Vee hanya memerhati muka ghairah Daus dengan penuh meluat. Gaya macam tak minum milo ais 3 tahun. Padahal tadi baru bantai 2 gelas milo kat Restoren Wan Rejab. Daus sedar cebekan Vee yang sgt ketara kemeluatan beliau tu.

"Apa?? I can't help it la. I loooove milo ais." Panjang perkataan milo tu macam dia tu duta milo pulak. Lagi la ketara la cebekan Vee. Kalah bibir Angelina Jolie baqhang. Sambil-sambil gelak tu, mata Daus tertacap kat penyidai baru. That's new?

"Hang bawak balik member ka, Vee?" Soalan pelik Daus yang menyebabkan cebekan bertukar jadi kerutan di dahi Vee.

"Hah? Member? Dak pun." Pelik. Tapi budak Daus nie soalan dia memang selalunya pelik pun. "Pasai apa? Hang ada nampak imaginary friend 'aku' kat mana-manakah?" Vee memandang kiri kanan dia. Kut-kut la betui, mau naya tak sedaq.

"Dak la. Tuh!" Jari index dia pointing kat kawasan penyidai baju.

Bertambah lagi kerut dahi Vee. Akebende dia tunjuk?? Panties?! Kecik besaq kecik besaq gua tengok budak Daus nie.

"Stop staring at those panties, you perverted!" Snap Vee. Semakin mengecik pulak aku tgk mata Vee nie. Annoying lah tu konon.

"Bukan aku yang sidai 'those panties' kat situ" The matter of fact. Daus smirking like real self center.

"Whatever."

Yes. Menang. "So... Where is she. Do you purposely hide her from me?" Tanya Daus yang still smirking.

Aku sembunyi sapa?? Apa budak Daus nie merepek?? "Hah?" Muka blur habih dah nie. "I don't know which is worse; are you stilll talking bout le 'imaginary friend' or you are the perverted one?" Dengan soalan menyampah dari Vee tu, smirking Daus change to laughing hard Daus. Serious. Dia bukan psychiatrist tp dia nie patient psychiatrist.

Ketawa Daus mati bila muka annoying Vee dah tukaq jadi muka the Hulk mintak explaination. Defendingly raise his hand. Ok. She's seriously have know idea of what I'm talking about.

"Ok. My pardon." Clearing his trout from the hard laughing hahahahahaha mau kena flying kick kalau tak berenti gelak nie. " My point IS... there you hanging the pink panties, so I thought you might bringing friend home, no?"

"No. You perverted!" Kecik lagi mata dia. "Stop staring at those." Taking his attention from those pink panties. Fuming dah nie. Apa punya matter of facts la dia guna. Nie mesti kes terlebih study textbook nie. "And before you ask who's the owner... You better drop the subject." Warning tone dah kluaq.

Glup. She's mad. I mean very angry. Dengan itu Daus pun menikmati milo ais dengan diam dan sunyi sepi tanpa soalan.

Everybody don't like it when Vee's in angry mode.

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Jadi sekali lagi post kali nie pun berbaur merapu. Sorry but I'm not sorry for this post muahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

Kegilaan ini bermula dengan extreme temperature in Kulim. SEKIAN.

Kthanxbai
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